Keep taking the fucks I give for granted, one day you’ll learn.

lightskin-mike:

olympic88:

Dominique Duncan of Nigeria

Glasgow 2014 Commonwealth Games

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Yasss, the finish line must be at Club Onyx. I’m trying to go too.

Nothing feels better when someone makes a stupid post on FB and you make a point so valid they delete that shit.

The most uncomfortable thing is when you’re at a topless bonfire being the biggest girl there and the skinny girl literally start crying about how gross they look.

… and I’m just sitting here with my titties sitting on my stomach like, “It’s okay…”

I just looked at my age on my log and realized I haven’t updated that shit in three years.

That movie where the nerd guy gets the girl. That’s not you, you fucking dweeb.

Downtown with male friend.

Him: Why are you scared to walk to other bar by yourself? I walk down here wall the time.
Me: Because no one sees you as a target.