Jealous of my friend’s friendships with other friends.
I just want to be Bruce Venture’s fuck toy for life.
inbox me if you’d totes touch my ass on a third date dood.
My date had me in at 12:30 for the third time in a row and hasn’t even groped my ass yet. So I’m taking nudes until I feel better.
Oh hai boobies.
When you do better than everyone else on a test
Mad flat booty bitches.
Keep taking the fucks I give for granted, one day you’ll learn.