This little kid is NOT happy that his mom is pregnant. [Video via]

Taylor and Lorde freaking out over Blue Ivy on the audience cam at the 2014 VMAs August 24th

 As of this month I’ve been single for three years now. And after three years of freedom and actually kind of dating someone seriously shit gets weird for me. I have to remember the “I haven’t heard from you all day.” statement isn’t anything to get irritated at and “Let me live.” isn’t the best response to someone you’re interested in. I have to get back used to explaining myself for the sake of someone else’s sanity.

Brain & Body: We are ready to sleep now, at last.
Bladder: Ha, bitch. No.